Ok, sorry for not posting in 4 years, Frank. It has been wild. Ok---so here we go.

First, American Idol. Lil and Anoop need to go, I don't know how they're still around. I liked Lil in the first few weeks, but she has steadily sucked, and Anoop is just boring. Allison and Adam are my picks for the final two, but I really like Kris too. Adam Lambert's voice=sex. I know he's super gay, but he is really hot.

In other gay news, I am really sad about Lindsay and Sam. I liked them as a couple, and apparently LaLo isn't taking very well, reportedly "stalking" Samantha Ronson. I tend to think she's doing things all ex-girlfriends who are destroyed by a breakup do, and the media needs to leave her alone. Lindsay has proven that maybe she is over her crazy days and is even able to laugh at them with her new FunnyorDie video. I am pulling for Lindsay, I think she can act, and she just had a few trainwreck days, like everyone else in Hollywood. Really, like everyone else in their late teens/early twenties.

Mel Gibson's divorce...hmm...is it too much to say "TEAM MEL GIBSON'S EX WIFE?"

And something that happened a few weeks ago, I wanted to blog about. I have to applaud Kim Kardashian for her reaction when a magazine accidentally put pictures of her pre-airbrush on its website. She was honest and not mad at all, when I think a lot of other socialite types would have sued the magazine for all its worth. Big ups, KK.

Bravo's A-list awards were the other night. Kathy Griffin hosted and was hilarious, her mom appeared, she tounge kissed Aubrey O'Day, which was as uncomfortable as it was hilarious. Kate Winslet won A-list Kate. (Duh!) But Kate Flannery, better known as Meredith from the Office, accepted on her behalf. The Office took home A list series, Neil Patrick Harris and Chelsea Handler won awards, and the L Word's Laurel Holloman accepted the award for TV's Sexiest Moment for Bette and Tina's elevator scene last season. Holloman got huge applause for her "Down with Prop 8" speech closer, woooo.

Drew Barrymore and Grey Gardens. I'm excited, I really hope she's good and I kind of think she really will be. She's artsy and smart enough to direct, and I really think she has it in her to do serious acting. So, what's going on with her and Justin Long? JUICY.