I've already said my peace about Chris Brown and Rihanna. I think we can all agree on this issue.

A-Rod lied about doing steroids to Katie Couric! When will people learn? You can't lie to Katie. She will get you. She is, after all, part of the 'gotcha media.' Many thanks to everyone's favorite VP hopeful for coining such a phrase.

I wish A-Rod and Madonna weren't dating or whatever. Woohoo for Madge extending her tour though, and she was recently pictured with a twenty-something male model. Hot. Do it up, Material Girl!

What Perez doing on Brit's tour?! I guess we'll just have to wait for it to unfold. I'll post some new headlines a little later.