Have cook for you
Paula Deen, because she is kooky and I love her accent. I feel like we'd be fast friends.

Who's show would you rather be on?
This is a draw, I know, I know, but it seriously depends on what I'd be promoting, if it were light hearted and fun I'd want to be on Ellen, but if it were more serious I'd want to be on Oprah.

Go To
The Academy Awards, because the outfits are better and the upper echelon are invited. But if I were a singer and actor I'd want to go to both.

Punch in the face
Renee, because I feel like it'd be an improvement on her face in general. Ann is a scum sucking man serpant who I wouldn't go near with a ten foot pole.

Run into at an airport
Kate, because Britney is under so much scrutiny and hounded by the press so much that I don't think it would be appropriate to approach her.

Sleep with
James Franco, because he is soo good looking, muscular, old hollywood and more towards my height.